Funny Google Meme

Found via the ever-intriguing Rachel at IndigoLuna.

So here's the meme:  you go to Google and you type in your name + "needs" and see what pops up. 

So here's what I found... evidently Mim stands for some Malaysian Information Matrix! Who knew?

MIM Needs Translators sometimes I feel like I do!
MIM-needs to be supported too true
MIM needs to co-ordinate my clothing choices better
MIM needs to represent types, relations and schemas now that's a goal isn't it?
MIM needs to be kept abreast of any changes yes. yes I do. I'm nosey like that.

Mim needs the Chamber’s help with this. The whole chamber needs to do my bidding.
MIM needs to be defined I'm still working on this and at 38 it's not getting any easier!
MIM needs your most generous possible help to win them! I wonder who I am winning! I'm so excited. Maybe it will be Green Day!
MIM needs to perform as I've proven time and time again!
Mim needs to be nice so as to stay out of the homeless shelter I do have a nasty streak but had no idea this was where I was headed.
MIM needs to narrow down I like being fluffy...but I guess I could narrow down a bit. 
Mim needs the strength to solve her own problems. People keep telling methis but I keep asking for help anyway. 
Mim needs prizes Yes. Lots of them. Like Green Day! And a new house with an art studio. And lots and lots of maraschino cherries. 
MIM needs a second chance or maybe a third or fourth depending on the sitch.
MiM needs no such mechanisms I wonder what types of mechanisms I can do without. I would enjoy a lighter load.
mim needs reform Several of my coworkers believe this to be true. Really.